Crazy hot Leonardo DiCaprio bragged about his sexual prowess at the press conference for Shutter Island in Tokyo yesterday.
I'm all for going berserk in the bedroom.
STRIKE A POSE
March 11, 2010
March 10, 2010
I'm suddenly wishing my penis was that pen.
Ultimate soccer stud David Beckham wrapped his strong fingers around the lucky writing instrument as he made a fan's day at the Manchester Airport yesterday.
He so needs to get a grip.
The forest just got a bit more fierce.
A model stomped the runway in this innovative woman-meets-elk ensemble created by designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac at his Paris show yesterday.
Hunters everywhere have put down their guns as a tribute to fashion genius.
March 09, 2010
I hope he packed the condoms and lube.
Speed skating champion Apolo Ohno was spotted leaving LAX yesterday after partying with Elton John at his AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Party.
Fortunately, there's a pharmacy right down the street from my apartment in case he forgot.
March 08, 2010
One of them could hold me down.
While the other has his way with me.
Bradley Cooper and Gerard Butler made a formidable team when they dominated the pressroom at the Oscars last night.
Like I'd need to be restrained.
March 05, 2010
I suddenly believe in guardian angels.
Eternally fierce Grace Jones descended from 80s heaven to perform at a celebration of the 5th anniversary of Flowerbomb perfume in Paris last night.
Somewhere, Lady Gaga is taking notes.
He thought I came on a little strong.
But was more open to the idea after I toned it down a bit.
Dirty hot Robbie Williams tried to resist my advances at the Echo Awards 2010 in Berlin, Germany last night.
Here's to finding a strategy that works.
"Sex with me would be a religious experience."
The still-hittable Tom Cruise looked intense as he tried to convince an audience of his prowess at the 5th Annual 'Oscar Wilde: Honoring The Irish In Film' in L.A. yesterday.
Convert the f**k out of me, stat.
March 04, 2010
"Please let me bone you."
Sexual fantasy incarnate Matt Damon was in begging mode at the Berlin photocall to promote his new film Green Zone yesterday.
I like to make them work for it.
He'd con me right out of my pants.
Television's hottest thief Matt Bomer was ready to charm his next victim at Vanity Fair's Artists for Peace and Justice event in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Suddenly, being gullible isn't such a bad thing.
