And I'd be adventurous stranger who encourages him to indulge his deviant tendencies.
Geeky hot Jay Baruchel barely contained the wild man within as he mugged it up on the red carpet at the Las Vegas premiere of She's Out of My League last night.
Here's to coming out of your shell.
And I'd be the timid personal assistant who reluctantly sleeps with him in order to keep my job.
Gossip Girl hottie Penn Badgley looked rather demanding as he stalked the streets of NYC during filming yesterday.
Here's to on-the-job perks.
And I'd be the visibly shaken survivor who's willing to do anything to show him my gratitude.
The Crazies leading man Timothy Olyphant looked heroic as he posed for photos on the red carpet at the premiere screening of FX's new TV series Justified in Hollywood last night.
Mind blowing sex is the new "thank-you."
And I'd be the devoted fan she discreetly approaches with an offer I can't refuse.
Sizzling siblings Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal had each other's back as they cruised the red carpet at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood last night.
Sisterly love is so inspiring.
And I'd be the curious shopper who follows him into the fitting room to experience the sensation of his facial hair against my smooth skin.
A contemplative Aaron Eckhart sported some seriously scratchy scruff at Hollywood Domino's 3rd Annual Pre-Oscar Hollywood Gala in Beverly Hills.
My scrotum could use a good tickling.
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And I'd be tipsy partygoer who gets tired of fending off his advances.
The insufferably handsome Gerard Butler was looking to wear somebody down at Artists for Peace and Justice held in Beverly Hills last night.
Sometimes it's best to just give in.
And I'd their eager playmate, more than willing to accept the role of "little brother."
May-December twosome Richard Gere and Ethan Hawke scouted for new recruits at the NYC premiere of Brooklyn's Finest last night.
A family that plays together stays together.
And I'd be Elena and Rosalie rolled into one.
Brooding bloodsuckers Paul Wesley and Kellan Lutz were ready to pounce on a lucky victim as they posed for photographers at Cosmopolitan Magazine's Fun Fearless Males of 2010 in NYC last night.
Thank God my neck has two sides.
And I'd be his sexual muse, surrendering my body for the sake of his craft.
A still-smoldering Johnny Depp looked inspired at the Royal World Premiere of Alice in Wonderland in London last night.
Creativity is a beautiful thing.
