The land down under just got a bit more fierce, hosting the world's first true drag race. Australia's "Royal Randwick Racecourse's Pink Stiletto Race Day" pitted queen against queen in a saucy sprint to raise money for the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras parade.
It's about time glamour and sport went hand in hand.
To check out a pic from the event, click here: Tranny track meet.
Ever wanted to send your prized plushy on the trip of a lifetime? A new travel agency in the Czech Republic now offers a special vacation package for treasured teddies. For around $120 U.S., your favorite stuffed toy can jet around Prague and be photographed in front of the city's most famous landmarks. More expensive packages include an aromatic massage.
To book a holiday for your cherished companion, click here: sendyourdarling.com
I wonder if they offer the same deal for blow-up dolls.
Just asking.
A California man is nursing minor wounds to his back after being shot by his dog. The unlucky target was out hunting with the murderous mutt when he put his shotgun down for a moment. Seizing the golden opportunity, the Labrador retriever stepped on the weapon, causing it to fire at her owner's upper back.
Looks like she was fed up with fetching dead ducks.
Sexual repression among migrant workers in China's province of Guangdong is creating social chaos, say experts. Many who leave their partners behind to work in Guangdong's thriving manufacturing industry are using prostitutes as an outlet. According to Zhang Feng, head of Guangdong's provincial commission of population and family planning, this has lead to an increase in STDs and a lack of focus at work:
"Sexually transmitted diseases are spreading faster among migrant workers, whose sex lives have long been neglected . . . Again this year, I am asking for the government to do the research. Migrant workers will develop less interest in work if they cannot satisfy their sex needs."
Obviously, the Palm sisters are just not doing it for them anymore.
A British man keeps his wife entertained in bed by talking in his sleep. His strange slumberous dialogue includes such gems as "Awesome. Teddy bears bungee jumping," "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for, done for." and "Oh, we're going to be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"
The creative spouse has started recording his nighttime ramblings and posting them daily on a blog called Sleep Talkin' Man. The site has received more than 240,000 hits in just two months.
As long as he doesn't call out the names of past girlfriends, dreamland will remain a peaceful place.
The powers that be at Maine's Bangor High School have officially made school dances a 'no grinding zone.' Surprisingly, the student council president agrees with the decision to ban dirty dancing moves from the events:
"We don't want to eliminate dances altogether. We just want to stop the problem at hand. I don't think our school is any worse than any other school. I think [we], along with the rest of the student body, were hurt by being reflected in this light. It wasn't fair."
Looks like students will have to save their inappropriate touching for underneath the bleachers.
The Polish government has fined a prostitute $820K U.S. for not paying income tax on over $4.9M U.S. in earnings. The industrious call girl bragged to her local taxation office that she's entertained some very "generous" clients. One customer, in particular, paid her $1.8M U.S. over a five-year period.
Here's hoping one of her clients is a tax attorney.
Two young men who took a late night bike ride in the buff were reprimanded by police for not wearing helmets. Although the unclothed cyclists could have been arrested for public nudity, a generous female police officer let them off with only an order to cover their heads:
"They were wanting to experience total freedom. . . It was dark and there was no one else around. They were jovial young men who had not intended to cause offense."
I'm guessing they were both hung like a Snuffleupagus.
A naked soccer player's story was stranger than fiction after he was picked up by police for roaming the streets in his birthday suit. Carlos 'Kukín' Flores claimed that he was being hunted by ghosts when the authorities caught up with him. The imaginative athlete later confessed that he had really been cheating on his wife and made up the ghost story to cover his tracks:
"I didn't want my wife to be suspicious about ladies so I just told her it was a ghost. She failed to believe me."
Like any woman would ever fall for that. Seriously.
