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Footballer Simon Church beamed as teammate Shane Long gave his hair a good pull after scoring a goal against the opposition last night.

Rough foreplay for a job well done.

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Eager teammates tried to pull frisky footballer Stevan Jovetic off of one of their own, so they could have their turn, as a goal celebration broke out into an on-field orgy.

Group action is all about sharing.

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Soccer stud Paul Scharner didn't even see it coming when team manager Roberto Martinez copped a feel of that superbly toned behind during the game yesterday.

It's not considered harassment if he enjoys it.

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The Bostin Bruins' Steve Begin wasted no time going for the gold as Colton Orr of the Toronto Maple Leafs tried, in vain, to fight him off last night.

Aggressive oral sex is the new body check.

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Dark and delicious soccer stud Lucas Thwala was anxious to get in on the action as teammate Katlego Mphela was taken from behind by Tlou Segolela after scoring against the opposing team.

Like I always say: the more, the merrier.

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Danish handball player Hans Lindberg played hard to get as opponent Christoph Schindler positioned himself for a backdoor invasion during a match in Hamburg, Germany yesterday.

Resistance is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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These Australian footballers spent some time limbering up before an intense three-way during an AFL training session in Sydney yesterday.

I'm seriously wondering who's going to be the top.

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Team Canada's Sidney Crosby couldn't contain himself as his teammates had their way with him after beating the United States last night.

Wolfpacking is the new high five.

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This blissful young soccer player was in heaven as he shared a tender embrace with hunky teammate Santiago Salcedo after scoring against the opposing team during the Libertadores Cup match in Bolivia yesterday.

I'd be smiling too.

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Austrian ski stud Mario Stecher looked more than happy to get pushed to the ground by randy teammate David Kreiner as the pair indulged in some spontaneous man-on-man action after winning the gold yesterday.

I like a man who knows how to be forceful when need be.