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Gerard Butler to bed less women.

Gerard Butler has toned down his sex life to avoid being seen as a womanizer. The studly Scotsman opened up to Men's Health magazine about his new vow to be more careful about the women he sleeps with:

"I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I'm way more paranoid now. Look at f**king Tiger Woods! I mean, I'm nowhere near as naughty as I used to be, partly because I did a lot of that when I was drinking . . . I'm not saying I've cut that part out. I'm certainly no angel. There's no smoke without fire. But here's the thing: While they're accusing me of that, I've probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else. I'm pretty smart like that. I know how to get away with those things."

He can be as naughty as he wants to with me. I promise I won't tell.

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Robert Pattinson smokes behind closed doors.

Robert Pattinson likes to light up in private. Hollywood's most bitable vampire has been smoking cigarettes in secret because he doesn't want his mother to find out about his filthy habit. A source on the set of his new film Bel Ami spoke up about the actor's closet vice:

"Robert tried to make sure his security shielded him from lurking photographers. But a snap has appeared in America. Robert's since admitted he's been scared about his mum finding out."

Hopefully, his mum will talk him into quitting. My sheets smell like cigarettes for days whenever he stays over.

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Matt Damon wants to be in charge.

Matt Damon has directing ambitions. The DILFtastic Boston export revealed that his desire to direct was inspired by working with greats such as Paul Greengrass, Clint Eastwood and Steven Soderbergh:

"I want to direct someday and I can't really pass up the chance to work with people I'm getting the chance to work with. Paul three times now, Clint twice, Soderbergh five or six times."

For his first project, I suggest a tender love story, involving numerous gratuitous sex scenes, starring me and Ben Affleck.

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Zac Efron gushes about Robert Pattinson.

Zac Efron is in awe of Hollywood's most bitable vampire Robert Pattinson. The tween dream praised the deliciously pasty actor for his talent and how he's handled his new-found superstar status:

"He's absolutely amazing. I think he's making great choices. I think he's handling it all really well, but you know, he's a superstar. He really deserves all this."

I think Robert should return the compliment by engaging him in a hot make-out session - and letting me watch.

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Patrick Dempsey keeps the passion alive.

Patrick Dempsey knows it takes more than romantic gifts to keep his marriage hot. The man we'd all like to play doctor with revealed the secrets to maintaining a successful 10-year relationship with his wife Jill:

"I am romantic, but I think it takes more than just flowers. Marriage is great and blissful, but it takes work and understanding. You have to make time to spend together and to work through your issues. The more we grow and learn, both as individuals and as a couple, the closer we get."

He left out the part about pounding her on a regular basis, but I can read between the lines.

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Johnny Depp needs some stimulation.

Johnny Depp enjoys living low-key on his French estate. The still-hittable Alice in Wonderland actor says he prefers spending time at home when he's not working:

"With Vanessa and the kids, we live in a sort of little village in the south and I have the impression of being in paradise. It's a property of about 30 acres and you know what I do there? Absolutely nothing. There are times when I don't leave the property for three months at a time . . . (My lifestyle is a) truly simple existence, (like) being on another planet. When I wake up I go look at my garden. I go see if my vegetables are growing, if certain flowers have started to bloom."

Sounds picturesque, but I think he needs a little excitement, i.e., sex with me, thrown into the mix.

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Daniel Radcliffe devastates me.

Daniel Radcliffe has crushed the hopes of gay men everywhere. The boner-inducing boy wizard, once again, denied rumors that he's into man-on-man action. Radcliffe, who has been vocal in his support of the GLBT community, spoke to MTV.com about the gossip surrounding his sexual orientation:

"I'm not gay. If people want to say that, they can. I'm not. I'm straight. My favorite thing I saw was a guy on the internet who said, 'Of course he's gay - he's got a gay face', which I thought was kind of an odd thing to say anyway. A gay face? That's a very worrying thing, like they have sat at home with pictures of me next to other famous gay folks."

I'm not sure how to deal with this, but a bottle of whiskey and night with Neil Patrick Harris just might help me cope.

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Robert Pattinson inspired by orgy scene.

Robert Pattinson dug deep to prepare for a group sex scene in Bel Ami. The deliciously pasty creature of the night opened up about the upcoming film, in which his character sleeps his way to success in 19th century France:

"There's a lot of sex in [Bel Ami]. [The film] is like the complete antithesis of what you normally think period dramas are about. In Paris, everybody was just going nuts. It was like the 1980s. Sex was a kind of a weapon and a tool, and it's odd. It's incredibly different. The [sex scenes] in Remember Me are pretty tender, and in Bel Ami there's something very mercenary about it in a lot of ways."

Are tickets on sale yet?

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James Franco needs a place to stay.

James Franco is homeless after selling his house in L.A. The deliciously brooding actor made a $1M profit on the 4,000 sq.ft. Spanish-style villa he bought in 2006 for $2.3M. The Sunset Strip mansion comes with a guest house and swimming pool.

My apartment may only be one-tenth the size of his old property, but he's welcome to stay with me while he shops for a new one. I accept sexual favors as rent.

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John Mayer tries not to be naughty.

John Mayer wants to live down his bad boy reputation. The kissable-lipped singer thanked fans at a New York concert for remaining loyal despite controversial comments he made in a recent Playboy article:

"I hate to come off like an a*shole ever, and thank you guys for believing that I am not an a*shole. Never, ever in my entire life did I ever think that it would be a good idea to be an a*shole. But you know what? There's plenty of a*sholes who think the same thing, so I have to thank you. It's a clean me now, people, clean me."

As long as he keeps it dirty in the bedroom, I'm completely okay with his new persona.

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