postMadonna.com's review of The Green Zone
Rating: 
3 out of 4 Madgies
A better-than-average military conspiracy thriller. Brilliantly shot manic battle sequences and Matt Damon's heartfelt performance balance out a film that takes its agenda a bit too seriously at times.
Where do I enlist?
postMadonna.com's review of Alice in Wonderland
Rating: 4 out of 4 Madgies
A mesmerizing and visually stunning interpretation of a children's literature classic. Otherworldly special effects, a perfect script and stellar performances by a deliciously eclectic cast make this film a dream you won't want to wake up from.
Find the nearest rabbit hole and dive in.
postMadonna.com's review of The Crazies
Rating: 2 out of 4 Madgies
Another predictable, run-of-the-mill entry in the 'pandemic horror' genre. A tired story, along with B-movie calibre acting and special effects, doom this film to spend an eternity in quarantine.
He could have at least taken his shirt off.
postMadonna.com's review of Shutter Island
Rating: 3 out of 4 Madgies
A farfetched, yet compelling cookie-cutter Hollywood thriller. Gorgeous cinematography and Leonardo DiCaprio's beautifully manic performance make this film worth watching, despite its clichéd M. Night Shyamalan-esque trick ending.
Insanity never looked so good.
postMadonna.com's review of The Wolfman
Rating: 
2.5 out of 4 Madgies
A flawed, but occasionally interesting take on the werewolf genre. Blatantly excessive gore and a cliché-ridden script ruin what could have been a good scare.
My money is on Jacob Black.
postMadonna.com's review of From Paris With Love
Rating: 2.5 out of 4 Madgies
An overblown, testosterone-fueled shoot 'em up flick that manages to be mildly entertaining. Jonathan Rhys Meyers' solid performance as a wannabe secret ops agent almost makes up for the cheesy dialogue and gratuitous carnage.
Where's Jason Bourne when you need him?
Moviegoers will soon be able to experience Daniel Radcliffe within a whole other dimension. The twinkalicious boy wizard's upcoming films Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Pt. 1 and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Pt. 2 are both being released in 3-D. The fantasy-come-to-life will mesmerize audiences everywhere this November.
Thank God for modern technology.
In an upcoming film.
Orlando Bloom wants you to undress and tell him where it hurts. Tall, lean and delicious will star in and produce The Good Doctor. The movie tells the story of a physician who uses a patient to boost his reputation in the medical community.
I'm suddenly feeling the need for a thorough exam.
postMadonna.com's review of The Edge of Darkness
Rating: 2 out of 4 Madgies
A run-of-the-mill conspiracy thriller/revenge film. This unoriginal, weakly scripted movie had me wishing Mel Gibson would unleash his vengeance on the people who made it.
Take a pass and rent An Eye for an Eye instead - the same idea executed better.
Walking wet dream Sam Worthington may be the next Hollywood vampire. Everyone's favorite scantily clad blue alien is in talks to star in Dracula Year Zero. The film tells the story of Vlad III the Impaler, the Romanian ruler who inspired the vampire character in Bram Stoker's novel Dracula.
If he needs help preparing for the role, my neck is more than available.
