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Screw the gym.

Video won't play? Click here: Mangirdle.

A new undergarment gives men the same body shaping benefits as girdles and corsets give women.

Why use diet and exercise to battle the middle-age paunch when you can just slip one of these bad boys on?

I'd take him places he's never been before.

Filthy hot DILF Colin Farrell was snapped at LAX this weekend as he jetted off to a well-deserved vacation.

He's welcome to fly these friendly skies anytime.

And the homoerotic photo of the day goes to...

Excited teammates from the Tacambaro soccer league formed a delicious man-pile after winning the Copa Telmex championship this weekend.

Time to break out the lube and call it a party.

I need some rhumba lessons, stat.

DWTS ballroom hottie Jonathan Roberts looked ready to teach me a thing or two at the Dizzy Feet Foundation's Inaugural Celebration of Dance this weekend.

I hope he doesn't mind, but getting naked greatly improves my level of concentration.

I'm suddenly wishing I was a giant mouse in a tutu.

World's luckiest rodent Angelina Ballerina snuggled up to walking wet dream Channing Tatum at the Dizzy Feet Foundation's Inaugural Celebration of Dance in Hollywood last night.

That's some effed up roleplaying, but I'm still down for it.

Express yourself.

He did not expect that at all. When he saw me in my flesh-toned leotard bodysuit, he was like, 'Could you not have worn a scarf at least.'"

- Shakira reveals boyfriend Antonio de la Rua's reaction to her sexy performance in the "She Wolf" video.

Gerard Butler has cold feet.

Gerard Butler has revealed the truth behind his playboy persona. The sexy Scotsman opened up to Joy magazine about the childhood trauma still affecting his ability to commit to women:

"I act very awkward when I am with women. Perhaps that's because my mother brought me up alone. My father gambled away all our money and eventually went bankrupt. So one night our family had to flee to Canada. At that time my mother was five months pregnant with me. Shortly after my second birthday my father let us down. It is said that men who grow up without a father have a fear of commitment."

I've said it before, Gerard, but perhaps you should give men a try. You know where I am.

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Madge pays her dues.

Video won't play? Click here: A star is born.

Today we fight the Sunday afternoon blues by going back to the very beginning. Immerse yourself in 8 minutes of pop culture heaven with this rare early club performance clip. The Queen of Pop performs her very first single "Everybody" from the Madonna album, which went on to sell over 8 million copies worldwide. Still an unknown, the Material Mom owns the stage at NYC's iconic 80s hotspot Danceteria.

Dance and sing, get up and move your thing - and enjoy.

Kill this, Bill.

postMadonna.com's review of Ninja Assassin

Rating: 3.5 out of 4 Madgies

A brilliantly choreographed martial arts bloodbath. Eyegasmic fight scenes, a solid, compelling story and a touch of self-reverential campiness make this a memorable revenge film.

Uma finally has a worthy adversary.

Happy Friday!

Video won't play? Click here: Lost in translation.

Communication breakdown can be challenging, as seen in this disastrous attempt to interview the goddess of pop culture herself.

Have an awesome weekend, and be sure to make yourself heard loud and clear.