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Four-letter feline.

A New Zealand man claims that his 2-year-old cat Mischief can speak. Included in the chatty cat's limited vocabulary are some of the more colorful words in the English language:

"He starts mouthing off when he wants his food - when we start cooking. He can say seven words all up: mum, no, now, what, f**k, prick and why. He can't say 'dad' yet, which is a bit of a prick. That's how he got the word 'prick' I reckon, because I say it a lot."

We all knew cats thought about humans in these terms. It was only a matter of time before they started voicing their contempt.

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Frozen in fuschia.

The beautiful and multi-talented Vanessa Williams was a curvaceous delight as host of the Daytime Emmys. The actress' stunning features appear to be untouched by the cruel hands of time.

She's got the forehead of a teenager.

Belle of the ball.

Ultimate children's programming icon Big Bird outshined them all as he burned up the Daytime Emmys red carpet with his trademark swagger last night.

Feathered fierceness.

America's next top mogul.

TV titan Tyra Banks seemed less than impressed as she posed for photogs on the red carpet at the Daytime Emmys yesterday.

I'm sure she's smiling with her eyes.

Unstoppable.

62-year-old soap queen Susan Lucci shows she can still vamp it up for the camera with the best of them during the 36th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards in L.A. last night.

Timelessly fierce.

Express yourself.

I think it's kind of an exciting time. I mean, everyone is cutting back. It's happening in every industry - including our own. All of a sudden, people are doing jobs that they hate and they're not making as much money as they thought they would or they've lost their jobs entirely. I've started to see people looking more toward their own passions and what really excites them."

- Natalie Portman chooses to see the positive side of the recession.

Robert Pattinson leaves them breathless.

Irresistible bloodsucker Robert Pattinson has to keep medical personnel on the set of his popular Twilight movies just to treat starstruck fans. The ethereal heartthrob tells Interview magazine:

"We've met many different fans: the criers, who come around quite often; the hyperventilators, who stop breathing and have to have a medic come. We've definitely seen some passion."

I know I need a little mouth to mouth after looking at him.

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Pretty in pink.

Beautiful beanpole Ashton Kutcher was snapped filming a scene for his upcoming movie Valentine's Day with co-star George Lopez earlier today. The two appear to be fishing at the Venice Canals.

He's got me hooked.

Madge irks religious fanatics . . . again.

Church of Bulgaria bigwigs are urging fans to boycott the Material Mom's show in the city of Sofia on Saturday. A statement from the intolerant and unimaginative religious organization reads as follows:

"We express our Christian support and approval for the art of singing, which influences the moral development of people and promotes universal moral values . . . In some of her choreography and stage scenarios, this singer sends impressive messages which, however, run contrary to Christian morality."

Note to the Church of Bulgaria officials: Perhaps you need to lighten up just a bit. If Jesus were alive, he'd be at the concert, believe me.

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Express yourself.

I've been living here for 20 years and America's been very very good to me. I'm still a proud Irishman, of course, but I've become an American citizen. I'm very, very proud of that."

- Actor Liam Neeson discusses adopting the U.S. as his homeland after the death of partner Natasha Richardson.