Scarlett Johansson was a porcelain goddess during an appearance to promote Dolce & Gabbana's new cosmetic line in London.
She's perfect, and she gets banged by Ryan Reynolds every night. So not fair.
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July 2009
July 31, 2009
Madge brings light to the world.
The Material Mom has added the vocation of spiritual sage to her impressive superstar resume. The unstoppable force of nature known as Madonna is using a gig as correspondent for an Israeli newspaper to share her own divine awakenings with the masses. In an article released today, the goddess of pop culture speaks openly about how her devotion to the Kabbalah has changed her life for the better:
"Life no longer seemed like a series of Random events . . . I also began to see that being Rich and Famous wasn't going to bring me lasting fulfillment and that it was not the end of the journey."
Madge as guru - seems logical to me. After all, millions of gay men and teenage girls can't be wrong.
"Help. I need an adult."
Saucy comedian Russell Brand jostles an unwary child on the NYC set of his new film Get Him to the Greek.
Deliciously creepy.
Getting physical.
US tennis player Mardy Fish proves he's an animal in the bedroom by unleashing his most fierce sex face on opponent Chris Guccione at the LA Tennis Open.
Boy sure knows how to handle his racquet.
Peaches and cream.
Amy Adams was alabaster perfection in monochromatic floral print at the NYC premiere of her new film Julie and Julia last night.
Ethereal fierceness.
Hugh Jackman won't have Miley's back after all.
In some of the best news I've heard all month, a spokesperson for Hugh Jackman has denied claims that the DILFalicious actor will be filling Kevin Costner's shoes in a doomed re-make of The Bodyguard. Previous reports had cast the ultimate sexual fantasy as a NYC detective hired to protect a spoiled rich girl as portrayed by teen queen Miley Cyrus.
Hopefully, the whole thing turns out to be a rumor. Despite its awesome soundtrack, the original film was slow and painful to watch. Why re-make it?
July 30, 2009
Wet and wild.
Brazilian swimmer Cesar Cielo Filho makes the king of all sex faces after breaking the world record in the Men's 100m Freestyle Final during the 13th FINA World Championships in Rome.
Who knew swimming could be so orgasmic?
Express yourself.
It was hard - I had a tough year, I had a tough year and a half. Kind of too much drinking. Too many late nights hanging out with the wrong women - maybe the right women but at the wrong time. Kind of going off the rails a little bit."
- Huggable hobbit Dominic Monaghan dishes about unleashing his inner wild child after his Lord of the Rings success.
For the love of God, bite me.
Deliciously ripped Twilight star Kellan Lutz looks ready to pounce on the red carpet at the Express Celebrates TXT L8TR Campaign in West Hollywood yesterday.
My neck is all yours, Kellan.
Maternal magnificence.
Yummy mummy Sheryl Crow (47) was snapped out on a lunch date with son Wyatt Steven in Beverly Hills yesterday.
MILFtastic.
