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postMadonna.com's fiercest pop culture commentator Pearson Sardeaux is back with his latest slew of saucy celebrity fantasies. Be sure to vote for your favorite in the comment section. The winner will be revealed next Thursday.
Enjoy and come back next week for Episode Five.
Footballer Simon Church beamed as teammate Shane Long gave his hair a good pull after scoring a goal against the opposition last night.
Rough foreplay for a job well done.
And I'd be adventurous stranger who encourages him to indulge his deviant tendencies.
Geeky hot Jay Baruchel barely contained the wild man within as he mugged it up on the red carpet at the Las Vegas premiere of She's Out of My League last night.
Here's to coming out of your shell.
Crazy hot Leonardo DiCaprio bragged about his sexual prowess at the press conference for Shutter Island in Tokyo yesterday.
I'm all for going berserk in the bedroom.
Sure, it's one method of finding yourself. My trip led me to some epiphanies about who I was as a performer, what I wanted to do and how I needed to create my own opportunities . . . When I got home, I started writing music with other people and went to the Idol audition. The vision was about finding opportunities. I wasn't sitting in the desert in rave-wear thinking about Simon Cowell when I was on acid."
- Adam Lambert praises the hallucinogen LSD for inspiring his creativity.
Gerard Butler has toned down his sex life to avoid being seen as a womanizer. The studly Scotsman opened up to Men's Health magazine about his new vow to be more careful about the women he sleeps with:
"I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I'm way more paranoid now. Look at f**king Tiger Woods! I mean, I'm nowhere near as naughty as I used to be, partly because I did a lot of that when I was drinking . . . I'm not saying I've cut that part out. I'm certainly no angel. There's no smoke without fire. But here's the thing: While they're accusing me of that, I've probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else. I'm pretty smart like that. I know how to get away with those things."
He can be as naughty as he wants to with me. I promise I won't tell.
Video won't play? Click here: Face the music.
A Face the Music era interview with Donnie and my future brother-in-law. The two frontmen defend the grittier sound and image that accompanied the band's new record.
Enjoy.
Ultimate soccer stud David Beckham wrapped his strong fingers around the lucky writing instrument as he made a fan's day at the Manchester Airport yesterday.
He so needs to get a grip.
And I'd be the timid personal assistant who reluctantly sleeps with him in order to keep my job.
Gossip Girl hottie Penn Badgley looked rather demanding as he stalked the streets of NYC during filming yesterday.
Here's to on-the-job perks.
